The End.
it is in French.
‘Seni Seviyorum’
It is in turkish.
‘Seni Seviyorum’
It is in swedish.
‘ Te quiero’
It is Spanish.
‘Eu te amo’
It is portugese.
‘Sarang Heyo / Nanun tangshinul sarang hamnida’
It is in Korean.
‘Ti amo’
It is in italian.
‘Ik hou van jou’
It is in Dutch.
‘Volim te’
It is in Croatian.
‘I love you’.
It is simply what my heart is saying about you.
but it's the end.
And I’m sorry. U pushed it too far this time. It is just too much now that I can no longer find the strength within me to carry on fighting for it.
I am finally letting you go.
As much as I really hate myself for doing this, i don’t wish to go through it anymore. Please do know that, while I’m writing this, you’re still on my mind and tears keep falling down on my cheeks.
But don’t worry. This will be the last time, im gonna think of you, and cry because of you.
I just hope you’re happy with that someone new.
So goodbye.
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the Gates, St. Peter greets Ford and tells him, "Well, you've been such a good guy, and your invention...the assembly line for the automobile...changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone in Heaven you want." Ford thinks about it, and says, "I want to hang out with God
Himself."
So, the befuddled St. Peter takes Ford to the Throne Room, and introduces him to God. Ford then asks God, "When you invented Woman, what were You thinking?"
God asks, "What do you mean?"
"Well," says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention: There's too much front end protrusion, it chatters way too much at high speeds, maintenance is extremely high, it constantly needs repainting, and refinishing, it is out of commission at least five or six of every 28 days, the rear end wobbles too much, the intake is placed too close to the exhaust, the headlights are usually too small, and fuel consumption is outrageous. Just to name a few."
"Hmmm...," replies God, "Hold on a minute."
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies,"if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."
A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf..... Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.
The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in."
When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window.
A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?"
"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life.
And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think? "
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"
"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the same for you!"
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her
eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
"NO SHIT. Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.
As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes!
He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction.
This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us.
Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.
He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.
Be strong, honey, I love you, too."
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went out raya-ing with the secondary school mates. Initially did not plan to follow, but Saf wanted me to tag along so much, so i decided to. and thank god i did, i sure had lots of fun that Saturday!This year pretty much the same thing, the usual peoples like Saf, Zaf, Shikin, Mus, Ilah, Sakinah, Han and Hafiz were there. Arif joined us at the later part, since he just got back from camp.
It was really great catching up with you guys lah. It's been ages since we last met, so macam best gitu loh dengar khabar diorang. hahaha. early in the morning ajer, si Ilah, dah buat hal. the baju i mean. got to know her baju kurung terkoyak, ader lobang . -___-" and because of that, we reached zaf's crib late. hahaha.
aniways, a lot of incidents happened. one that i will never forget for the rest of my life would be this: hafiz, selenger as he has always been, tried to put something in my pocket. nak kenekkan balek, i tried reaching for his songkok to put some of the murukus in it, but accidentally, the whole bottle of murukus dropped on the floor! like damnshit sia! pagy2 dah kecoh, buat hal kat rumah orang. i was so panicked that i tried picking up most of it and put it in back in the bottle, only to tell zaf after going to the next house. hehehe. sorry zaf, aku seriously taq sengaja. =)
Went to a lot of houses, and also played bunge api!! so fun laa omg. We were all behaving like small kids, having fun laughing,singing aloud and taking pictures together. and oh yeah, did I mentioned that shikin, for the whole day kept laughing and laughing? it was like she has something against me laa. hahaha. every words that i speak, mesti ader je tao nak kenekkan orang! -___-" but it was fun though. im sure you had fun, kan kan kan? =)
all in all, i sure had a great time raya-ing with you guys and hope there'll be more to come in the coming years alright? cheers!
The next day, it was jalan raya with the primary school friends pulaaq. it has been years since we last jalan raya together. So, this year, i pressured Liyana, the organizer, to make it happen this year. hehehe. Although, ramai janji melayu tak turun, only left me, Liyana, Afidah, Hidhir and Iskandar, and later on Farid as well as Mahathir tagged along as well.
had fun catching up with you guys too. At last dapat pergi rumah cikgu rohani, my primary school teacher back then. Tak sangka aku, cikgu rohani kate last year dier ader lah tunggu kiteorg ingat jalan ray ker rumah dier, tapi tidak. hurhurhur..
Aniways, since next year insyaallah semuer mesti dah der transport kan? dah senang laa sikit nak berjalan raya. boleh sewa bus ker lorry ker truck ker aeroplane ker, ramai2 longgok dalam.
ohwells, maafkan syai yer kengkawankus, sekirenyer tersilap kater ker, terlebih gurau ker, korang paham lah kan syai ni suker gurau gurau. Jangan amek hati yer? :)
SELAMAT HARI RAYA ALL!
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I know I have been neglecting this space of mine for a few days already.
Apologies to all. Been super busy with so many things that I be so tired once home. This time it’ll be a much longer post, so bear with me alright?
Okay, had w35f chalet last Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. It was a blast! Happening habes, I tell you!! Many thanks to Reuben (like always..) who organized and ensured all goes as planned. We all had fun didn’t we, John, Christee, Mira, Kristi, Yanwei, Eunice, Reuben, Oscar, Bernard, Li jun, Samuel , Siti, Ahmad, Ain and bf ?? Did I missed out any names, friends?
Hahahs… To those who never turn up,
YOU GUYS SURE MISSED ALL THE FUN THAT WE HAD! =D
This was like the last time we’ll get to spend the time together with the w35f peeps, so there was no doubt I was going to turn up for it, though they were some financial issues, am glad that reuben(like always) settled it.
We played so many games and activities together during the chalet. To name a few, ‘chop chilli chop’ , ‘Twister’, ‘Magic card tricks’, ‘Blind Mice,’Swimming’ and MANY MORE.. ‘chop chilli chop’ was bloody hilarious. Now I know some of my friends don’t have any childhood games in the past! Heheh! Bernard looks totally lost, Samuel likes to start the action first even though it has not reached his turn yet, and Eunice loves the game so much and kept saying wrongly, ‘eh syai! Let’s play the chilli what chop what chop thingy again laa!’ Haha, ohmygod. Hilarious.
And yeah, I brought along my ‘Twister’ too. I’m sure all had fun playing it. This time round, the TNPs joined in as well, so it was total madness! Eunice always had diffciult2 positions, stretch here stretch there, Lijun always get the easy ones, one small little corner just for her -__-“ , John had difficulty reaching the further end, and I joined in the game as well, not all though, because I wanted to be the game master! The one throwing the dice, that is. Heheh... There was a’ TWISTER royal rumble’ going on, with Eunice and bf winning Ain’s and bf while Ahmud and gf narrowly losing to Oscar and gf. You should be there to see them at their most akward positions and their ‘eh syai, faster throw the dice lah!!’ expressions on their faces. Heheh… total madness I tell you!
As usual, I brought along my poker cards. W35F knows im addicted to card tricks, and yes I have learnt so many new tricks over the holidays that I have just got to show to all, especially bernurb. The feeling I get after successfully doing the tricks, and seeing his ‘ how the f you did that?!’ kind of expression.. Wonderful man! Haha.. and bernard, now that I have impart most of my tricks to you, be sure to learn them by hard ok, and you can in no time, amaze and fool your friends too, JUST LIKE HOW I AMAZE AND FOOL YOU!! =)
Swimming with the lads was also fun! Seeing Oscar, Samuel, Bernard and John going up the slides (which was clearly stated that this slide is for children age 3 – 7 years old) was damn funny laa. And yeah, Samuel actually practised his infamous scissors kick over and over again in the pool. At least it won’t hurt him like last time, where he did it at the hard court. So, we let him be. Hahaha... don’t worry Samuel, with practise, I’m sure you are going to master the art of scissors kick and you can even do it better than ronaldo! The fat ronaldo, I meant. =)
The last night, the TNPs and me played ‘blind mice’ in the room. So damn fun laa ! hide inside wardrobe, hide behind door, hide behind curtain, under the bed, everywhere! You know where I hide? Samuel and i hid inside the toilet, where actually we all had agreed that the game area must only be the four corners of the room, excluding the toilet, the main door, and the balcony door. Hahaha. But who cares, we sure had fun! . And lemme tell you, bernurb really sucks at this game sia, most of the time he became the ‘catcher’! hahaha!
omgoodness , just blogging about this makes me itching for another w35f chalet part2 sia. Don’t you guys think so? Another w35f chalet sounds like a great idea, doesn’t it? So, Reuben, are you listening? *wink*=)
Speaking of which, Reuben... our most hardworking boy here, celebrated his 18th birthday at the chalet. So sorry bro! Didn’t get to be there with ya all, when you cut the cake and the friends sang the happy birthday song to you. I was at the balcony alone, errr… got too engrossed with some stuff that has always been on my mind that I forgot to come out. Hahahs... Anyways, happy belated 18th birthday Reuben!! I wish you success in everything that you do. And don’t forget me please! thanks for everything Reuben!
And oh, I feel so so much at ease talking to Bernard and Oscar. The three of us had our own men’s talk, practically sharing our problems, our stories and stuff and from night at about 10 plus we all started talking, we lasted all the way until 7 in the morning. Long or what? I know, Haha…! But seriously, after talking to you guys, I feel so much better and yeah, at least now you guys are there to share my woes. Haha… And yes, I’m still holding on!
Some piece of advice to all, if you happen to be sad, angry, lost, confused, or whatever it might be, it hurts much bottling it up inside. Its best that you talk it out with friends, that you know you can count on. You will definitely feel better, much much better. I know, because I did. Thanks nurb and Oscar. You guys are great! =)
No pictures this time, Siti has all the pictures, am just waiting for her to upload it on facebook. Once up, I’ll post some of it again alright. So shout out to siti, hurry up and upload the pictures!!
And by the way, a reminder to all the peeps of W35F!! Please remember our trademark W35F handshake! We are going to be doing this for the next three years of our lives so, please get it in your heads okay!
Like how Bernard expressed it :
*left*, *right*, *punch*, *inverted right*, *thump your heart twice*, *then hit both arms, raise up and do ‘yay’ sign*!!
Till we meet again, w35f. Nice knowing you guys!
=)
Headache is almost never located in the brain. There is actually not much ability at all to sense pain in the mass of the brain - surgeons do for instance not use anaesthetics on the brain when they perform brain surgery. Headache is almost always located in the muscles of the head - caused by tension built up during long time in these muscles.
This is what you should do to ease the pain:
- Be observant and never let your rows of teeth meet each other any other times than when you are chewing something. There's no need to go around gaping like a fish - it's easily achievable to keep your lips closed without letting the teeth meet each other - but a small ventilation hole makes things easier.
- Open your mouth wide and rotate the jaws from time to time. Snapping, crackling and clicking sounds from the jaws are usually nothing to worry about, it might even hurt some in the beginning - but that will cease in time.
- Shoulders in level with your ears? Drop them and make rotating movements with them. ...The shoulders, not the ears - but it did indeed look quite impressive I must admit.
- Are you always knitting your brows? Stop that.
- Tip your head slowly to the sides and stretch out the muscles of the neck.
- To massage the aching spots works temporarily if you also at the same time try to figure out where you got to relax in order to get rid of the pain more permanently.
- Exercise. The human body needs physical work. Nothing is better against physical tension than running uphill a ski-slope for instance. Painful in the beginning but a pleasure after a while when you realize that you can make it - and to be able to run up a ski-slope is self-esteem and prestige everywhere.
- Drink enough water - but not too much. Headache is also often a result of dehydration, but also the opposite, that some nowadays drink too much water and thus dilute the nutrient fluids in the body causing abstinence of sorts.
just a random post. i hope this helps.
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